A Revisionist History of Teeth

In the Land of the Teeth, the lid of the grand piano is always shut with a door and a single horsehair.

In the beginning, teeth and ears clashed over which of the two should get the roots. Unfortunately for humankind, the teeth won.

Because of its fluffy beard, dentists seldomly recommend the Charles Darwin tooth crown. Gold fillings are much preferable.

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Megan Milks is the author of Margaret and the Mystery of the Missing Body (Feminist Press, 2021), a finalist for the Lambda Literary Award in transgender fiction, as well as Slug and Other Stories and Remember the Internet: Tori Amos Bootleg Webring.

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